Tisdag runt lunchtid i downtown San Diego.

Tva investmentbanker-valpar diskuterar vid sockerdisken (alltsa dar man hamtar mjolk, socker etc till sitt kaffe) pa Starbucks:

Valp 1 till Valp 2: - Huh, you put Splenda in your coffee? Don't you know that makes you queer?
Valp 2: - What?
Valp 1: - Queer!
Orolig Valp 2: - What? I don't understand what you mean!
Valp 1: - Queer! Feminine! They're filled with estrogen, so you'll get all girly if you keep using them
Valp 2: - Yeah?
Valp 1: - Yeah, I'm sure. I've heard it lots of times.

(Jag, som statt och fumlat med min kanel precis bredvid dem, borjar garva)

Sur Valp 1: - It's not like it was on the Discovery Channel. But I've heard it lots of times, ok?